Miscellaneous Guy

Miscellaneous guy doesn’t have a home. He is a nomad. You see this guy everywhere. Perhaps you’ll see him at your local supermarket or mall. It doesn’t matter- miscellaneous guy has no boundaries. He doesn’t keep to the bar or the gym or the restaurant. He is the most dangerous of guys. Why? Because you can't avoid him; you can't stir clear of him; and you can't prepare for him. He is the ninja of That Guys.

You may know him as...

Bachelor Party Guy

This guy shows up to a best friends bachelor party, is single, and probably never will get married and always tries to hook up with the stripper by getting "to know them" on a personal level.

What is your real name? Where are you from? Do you have any brothers or sisters?

Too-Swole Guy

You usually see him walking the corridors of your mall. He's the guy who is
kinda fat, but walks around with his chest out, and gut sucked in. He has his arms curled a little and fists clenched squeezing every last ounce of into his chest. The guy who makes everyone move out of his path because he is just too swole to have to divert his path. Or maybe he is just so focused on his strut to notice the weaklings around him.

Annoying Blurter Guy

You are at a concert and the band has just come back out for an acoustic encore and the whole place goes silent and then all of a sudden some idiot blurts out "Freebird" or "Skynard."

Shorts-In-The-Winter Guy

You will be walking through the mall parking lot and you always pass him when you are on your way out and he is on his way in. You know he's cold, he knows he's cold, why not just put some f#@$ing pants on? Are your calf muscles really that great that you need to show them off year round?

3/4 Turn Guy

This guy does a 3/4 turn every time he sees his reflection on any type of surface; it can be a store window, or a mirror, or even a shiny car. This guy tries to be discreet, but if you watch carefully you will see as he steals quick glances at himself.

Email Forward Guy

This guy forwards you emails that promise you good luck or emails which “demand” to be forwarded or your demise will be inevitable.

Back-In Parker Guy

Are you in hurry? What makes you better than everyone else that you have to pull past the spot and back-in while everyone is waiting to get through? Do you need a quick getaway? C’mon!

Coat Tail Guy

This guy is a career assistant coach. He rides the coattails of his friends. He hasn’t had an original idea since sophomore year of high school when he suggested they all go streaking and was met with laughter and sarcasm.

Connection Guy

This guy claims to know everyone. He can get you in any club or bar, get you tickets to the game, or met Christina Aquilera once in Cabo.

Tommy-Topper Guy

This guy cannot just listen to a story and appreciate it. He has to always come back with one story he feels is just a little bit better.

"Oh yeah, Oh yeah, well this one time in high school I hit a grand slam while having a threesome and eating a Krispy Kreme donut."

Wants You To Ask Same Question Guy

"So... were you ever recruited by Miami? No? (Long pause) I was."

Fishing For Compliments Guy

"Hey, you're looking big, man. Have you been working out? (Long pause) What about me? How do I look? Am I looking better?”