1/17/08

Wants To Be Life Of The Party Guy

This guy will try to talk everyone into leaving the bar at 1:45 because he knows the owner at the local strip club and can get you free dances. He wears jeans that are bleached with fire decals. He has no neck and no money yet claims to own a huge concrete company that only does work for Home Depot and Wal-mart. He drives an electric blue Dodge Ram and he has glossy ears from all the gel in his hair.

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