That Guy At The Gym

Everyone knows that guy at the gym. You know him by his apparel or his unfortunate mannerisms as he attempts to better his body. For some reason he cannot just workout, that guy at the gym has to stand out.

Usually that guy at the gym is altitude-ly deficient. He might be short, but he sure can do some amazing bicep curls. This guy probably went through high school on the second string. He is the back-up, 160 pound offensive guard, the guy who was sent to left-field; you could spot him at the end of the bench in basketball.

Now there is nothing wrong with being any of those players. Not everyone was the stud quarterback in high school, but that guy at the gym has never gotten over it. His time in the gym is his way of making up for those insecurities.

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